Saturday, November 29, 2014

Creeping the Craigslist part 3

Introducing the cougarous voyourian. This creature of the craigslist chooses to have her mate watch while engage potencial men in oral sex. This is a unique creature of the sapien family because it relies on more than one person being present for the fact.

AD:

Anonymous gloryhole fun with a Cougar tonight (Saturday) - w4m - 37 (XXXXXXXXX)


(Photos not included for the sake of assalting my eyeballs. While butts aren’t that big of a deal, genitial pics or other stuff may damper the humor of the prospects)


age : 37 body : curvy height : 5'4" (162cm)status : married
“Please read my entire post before replying.

If you've ever fantasized about an orally talented Cougar on the other side of a gloryhole, this is your chance. I'm planning to return to the XXXXXXXX in Ames tonight (Saturday Nov 22nd) for some naughty fun. I've done this before and Ames is my favorite. My husband comes with me to make sure all is good. He's str8 so there's no worries.

You must be under 35, very clean, ddf, well endowed and respectful. Black gentlemen & ISU students under 25 are a plus.

This is important: Send your length/thickness, other physical stats, real pictures and place "Gloryhole Cougar" in the subject line of your email. I'll reply with the time we'll be there.

Replies without real pictures and stats will be deleted. I'm real and the pictures are me.”



                This night seemed to be busier than every other night. People kept flowing in and attempting to quench that oh so common thrust. I treat this as if I were ringing through sales at a grocery store or many other places of retail that I work at. While I have developed a mental block to the dvds with gaping genitalia or a wall of fake penises that seem to glare at me, the one thing I can’t seem to block out are the clientele that I serve because at the very  least I have to be aware of the transactions and money I’m handling. But while ringing people up, I’m confronted by this unusual couple with leering grins but hell, who am I to judge? Different strokes for different folks. Until I came across the ad on craigslist and realized that I had served that couple. All I can do is shake my head. 

Friday, November 28, 2014

Creeping the craigslist 2: maluesdeserprones

There is never a bigger blessing then a day off. BEHOLD: 


The maluesdeserprones: this creature of the homosapien family tends to be low on conversation but hyper masculine in the area of work.  Unable to properly socialize this creature chooses digital media to express his sexuality. With out brothels or trench coats the  maluesdeserprones resorts to craigslist to schedule necessary release.


Looking for discreet ddf tops at XXXXXXX- m4m - 26 

age : 26 body : fit
Hmu 26 yo here HWP white DDF bb bottom at XXXXXXXXX looking for dick around my age.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Creeping the craislist 1

Looking to have some fun - m4m - 52 (Ames/Boone Area)
 Imagine if you will a picture of a man holding his penis close to an open hole. I had thought about posting it along with the following post but not even I am willing to harm your eye balls.

The post:

"Looking for older Bear type that wants to have some fun Love to suck and swallow open to other things with the right guy.Bi_Married here so discretion a must don't bother to email me if you are not up for a meeting but I'm willing in subject line so I know your real"



This man describes himself as a married 52 year old with a curvy physic. The sad thing there is that I recognize the area and know it’s probably where I work. This is the worst part of the job when it crosses ones mind what happened exactly once they are finished with the transaction. All I can think to myself is “Thus expels another segment of my humanity.”

And it could in all reality be anyone who walks through the door. As I try to tame my cock eye at everyone at the shop it occurs too me that I should really not even be thinking about it. Because that cock eye look can get stuck on my face.

I'd love to say different strokes for different folks but it's the stroking that bothers me.

Welcome!

The world comes in different shapes and colors. I appreciate the diversity of the humanity that we exude but what society has to offer. This is my first time working back on a retail floor in the span of two and a half years hidden away from people because I thought that people were the cause of my disenchantment but I turned out to be wrong. 

I enjoy the idea of a challenge and what better challenge than to find a clientele that I had never served before? I filled ut an application at a sex shop and thus the adventures began.