Ben wai balls

UV vibe

Baby got back, So back the fuck off!

This breed of human thinks that showing love through the "possibility of tapping dat ass" This is the sex shop workers worse nightmare as we typically don't want to know what you are thinking while you do anything that we don't to know about.

Piece of advice dude, Walk away.... walk far far away.

Beautiful Black girl at *********- m4w (South Side)

I haven't been into the Romantix in a long time but I came in last Wednesday & you were working the counter. I never came up to you or anything but I just couldn't take my eyes off you. Then I saw you walking from the booth room back into the counter & I just thought to my self GREAT ASS!!!

The rightous to the pointous

This creature of the jungle wastes no time on romance or even a gentle gesture of hellos. They want what the want and take no prisoners in their wake. They choose a the blunt approach for they simply don't have the

time to deal with anything less than perfections and ideal picture of getting right the point. Fear and respected, this creature uses his time saving ways leave him free to pursue other passions in life. However it is hard to be in a romance with this species due to they do not figure that any other examples of affections are sereneness due to inefficiency. 

joe from thanksgiving night - m4m (******)

Joe-- You are so hot and wanted more. Apologize for taking off. Let me know
if you see this

The man from Missouri

 I was working today. ALLLL day, exhaustion had settled in my bones long before I had ever reached work. My car quit in the middle of an intersection nearly causing an accident and racked with tears, I called my works who were more than understanding.

My sup: "Don't you have any friends or family?" I suppressed a cry and simply said no. He wished me luck and hoped to see me soon. I called everyone that I knew could help. Pressed ignore and I was crushed After much praying and wishing I finally got the show on the road. It somehow showed the world that holidays for me were forever cursed by some shadow of disbelief. In other words, good will toward all men my ass.

          The day flew by with me swallowing my gut crushing loneliness, sadness and the foreboding that only holidays seem to bring me. I secretly wished I could move to Florida and bee away from this weather to guide me out of such mental darkness. But alas, here I am working two jobs on Christmas Eve already too exhausted of the year all together.

          But this was that I’ve worked that it had been a truly silent night. I sat hunched over the prince Lestat and reading over new reviews and I found myself over joyed with the prospect of new toys and how I could market them. Or at the very least, start to understand the ins and outs (pun intended).

          As I was price checking and doing more

          A burly truck driver aged 54.3 years standing over 6.3 feet who was dressed in a blue flannel shirt and roughed but jeans. His blue eyes were kind ones that time had long forgotten even thought passionate nature behind them was striking. Though the typical of our demo graphic he had simplistic warmth that brought me comfort on a day like today. I had long finished my shift list and was incredibly grateful for the company.

          We chatted with the reverie of old friends both good times and bad. I felt the most connected I had felt in ages. It was nice to feel fulfilled in such a strange environment to do so. The rest of my shift ended with a sigh and prayer that my car would start. I also found out that are more people out there than I realized. That in itself was a better gift than I could have asked for.

          Christmas day rolls around with much of my moping including books and here walked in this divine looking amazing. Legs for the gods and she was serving some serious fish. The words “You don’t recognize me do you?” I smiled as soon as I had heard that.

          “Of course dear,” I remarked. “How could I forget such beautiful eyes,” He smiled and I took in his glamorous outfit. I thought damn I wish pull him over to take a look out

He called in later to tell me he was grateful for the compliment.

          There is nothing was seeing a beautifully kind person at work. Makes it all worth it.

The smackious me hardious

This species is great at taking orders. Aroused with violence with and the chance of possible rejection, this breed is a rare occurrence in the human race. Having a reputation of harsh expectations leaves this member of the sexual jungle alone and disoriented due to the lack of returned affections in this suedo BDSM style

dominant daddy - m4m - 54 (**********)

Wed 12/10 evening
SIR,
I blew you, you bit my fat tits, slapped my face, nuts, and fat ass. I told you that you could piss on me. I jacked off while you squeezed my nuts.
I need this again and need so much more.
Please SIR

The yourehopefullynotstraightpleasious

Forever hoping for true love, this breed looks for it in even the most unlikely of places. Backrooms, restaurants,  glory holes are amble breeding places for true love despite the sexual orientation of the participating partner. 

Happy to live in an unreciprocated eroticism this creature mistakes physical attraction for true love. Could this be love for our ill fated species? Um, maybe? Okay... no.

Guy at *******Tonight Around 6pm - m4m - 34 (Des Moines)

"You were getting sucked by another guy in a booth. I came in and took over and let you come in my mouth. You gave off a straight vibe, but seemed to have a good time. Would love to set something up anytime/anywhere you'd like...no reciprocation required. I can do a much better job when I'm more comfortable. At your service, man. Had a great time."

The daddious timelyious

This creature is very precise with his needs. Desires possibilities of commitment but only after a harsh critic and a possible pretest junk lunch. Lonely during the days... at noon, He feels the need to be in chronic control. Though hard to mate with these species procreates through chat rooms, bathroom and college students spreading the ideology of perfection until it becomes its own sentient being.

POST:

NOON TIME DADDY FOR SON at ******* - m4m - 59 (AMES)

age : 59 body : averageheight : 5'10" (177cm) status : married

"Super clean "Daddy" looking for "Son" for lunchtime fun (noon till one). Just casual fun, JO, HJ, body contact maybe more. You be between twenty five and fourty five. Must be super clean, DDF and STD free. Would be great if this would become a regular thing, could host during the day if we click. Please send stats in first email, maybe a photo or what you will be wearing..."

The straightious tothepointius

This breed of male is not one for soft talk or incitement. With out a picture, this creature roams the the pages of craigslist in search of anyone looking for similar interests.

The post:

"hwp-- seven in cut -- sucking getting sucked here NOW tell ? Fun before Christmas"

Not the smartest creature in the animal kingdom, this specimen relies on bluntness to get his "point" across.

sitiousonmyfaceous: The Rimmer

This unique species is a private type in all matter.  The sitiousonmyfaceous is a breed typically involved with people. creeping delightfully under bathroom stalls and stairways to briefly fulfill a figment of the fantasy

Behold: 

The posting of the 

sitiousonmyfaceous:

sit on my face - m4m - 36

age : 36

Im looking to give a mind blowing rim job. I want your hole in my face. I love all holes under 42ish. So if you need a good rimming message me.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Man, you treat me like crap literally.

Today's introduction is a rare breed indeed. The poopious Needious. Wrought from the bowels (pun intended) of the human conscientiousness. He uses the words "Dude" and the term "no worries" to put his potencial hunting ground at ease. This creature demands the need for defecation on his person to reach satisfaction as per exhibit A: 

human toilet - m4m - 35 (ames)

age : 35

I want to be used as a toilet. Love for a dude to come over and do his business. Hit me up if you can do it. If not no worries, just don't hate. Everyone is into their own thing. Just enjoy life and have fun.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

M4M Blow job too descriptive or just high maintenance

This misconducted romantic has more specifics than most but my star of the week goes to his the level detail, needs and the limits. For you MR. Anal Curious I give you two butt plugs up! However, dispute the long list of desires there lacks a sense of intimacy.

This breed is the "Maleouscontrolous"

"anal curious seeking anal curious - m4m - 25 (my or your place)

age : 25 body : averageheight : 5'11" (180cm) status : single

Hey Guys,

I've been curious about anal play for a while now, and have decided to give CL a try to see if anyone out there is serious/in the same boat as I am. I am 25, bi curious, discreet, 5'11'', 167 pounds, average build, d/d free, and very down to earth/masculine. I have always wanted to try anal experimentation with another guy, but have never done anything yet. What I am looking for is someone around my age/size that would like to explore my hole, and that wouldn't mind letting me explore his. I am thinking about starting out with some fingering, and then taking it up from there. If you have any toys, preferably smaller toys, that would be great! Also, I'm not sure if I'm up for anal sex yet, but if we click, you never know. Anal sex would have to be safe sex, and I would prefer you to have a smaller cock. I would also prefer to flip-flop, and be able to top you as well. My cock is average to small (about 5.5'' hard and not that thick). I have pictures to share if you are willing to share yours too. Email me if this sounds like something you would want to do. I want this to be a no pressure situation.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers"

Creeping the Craigslist part 3

Introducing the cougarous voyourian. This creature of the craigslist chooses to have her mate watch while engage potencial men in oral sex. This is a unique creature of the sapien family because it relies on more than one person being present for the fact.

AD:

Anonymous gloryhole fun with a Cougar tonight (Saturday) - w4m - 37 (XXXXXXXXX)

(Photos not included for the sake of assalting my eyeballs. While butts aren’t that big of a deal, genitial pics or other stuff may damper the humor of the prospects)

age : 37 body : curvy height : 5'4" (162cm)status : married

“Please read my entire post before replying.

If you've ever fantasized about an orally talented Cougar on the other side of a gloryhole, this is your chance. I'm planning to return to the XXXXXXXX in Ames tonight (Saturday Nov 22nd) for some naughty fun. I've done this before and Ames is my favorite. My husband comes with me to make sure all is good. He's str8 so there's no worries.

You must be under 35, very clean, ddf, well endowed and respectful. Black gentlemen & ISU students under 25 are a plus.

This is important: Send your length/thickness, other physical stats, real pictures and place "Gloryhole Cougar" in the subject line of your email. I'll reply with the time we'll be there.

Replies without real pictures and stats will be deleted. I'm real and the pictures are me.”

                This night seemed to be busier than every other night. People kept flowing in and attempting to quench that oh so common thrust. I treat this as if I were ringing through sales at a grocery store or many other places of retail that I work at. While I have developed a mental block to the dvds with gaping genitalia or a wall of fake penises that seem to glare at me, the one thing I can’t seem to block out are the clientele that I serve because at the very  least I have to be aware of the transactions and money I’m handling. But while ringing people up, I’m confronted by this unusual couple with leering grins but hell, who am I to judge? Different strokes for different folks. Until I came across the ad on craigslist and realized that I had served that couple. All I can do is shake my head. 

Creeping the craigslist 2: maluesdeserprones

There is never a bigger blessing then a day off. BEHOLD: 

The maluesdeserprones: this creature of the homosapien family tends to be low on conversation but hyper masculine in the area of work.  Unable to properly socialize this creature chooses digital media to express his sexuality. With out brothels or trench coats the  maluesdeserprones resorts to craigslist to schedule necessary release.

Looking for discreet ddf tops at XXXXXXX- m4m - 26 

age : 26 body : fit

Hmu 26 yo here HWP white DDF bb bottom at XXXXXXXXX looking for dick around my age.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Creeping the craislist 1

Looking to have some fun - m4m - 52 (Ames/Boone Area)

 Imagine if you will a picture of a man holding his penis close to an open hole. I had thought about posting it along with the following post but not even I am willing to harm your eye balls.

The post:

"Looking for older Bear type that wants to have some fun Love to suck and swallow open to other things with the right guy.Bi_Married here so discretion a must don't bother to email me if you are not up for a meeting but I'm willing in subject line so I know your real"

This man describes himself as a married 52 year old with a curvy physic. The sad thing there is that I recognize the area and know it’s probably where I work. This is the worst part of the job when it crosses ones mind what happened exactly once they are finished with the transaction. All I can think to myself is “Thus expels another segment of my humanity.”

And it could in all reality be anyone who walks through the door. As I try to tame my cock eye at everyone at the shop it occurs too me that I should really not even be thinking about it. Because that cock eye look can get stuck on my face.

I'd love to say different strokes for different folks but it's the stroking that bothers me.

Welcome!

The world comes in different shapes and colors. I appreciate the diversity of the humanity that we exude but what society has to offer. This is my first time working back on a retail floor in the span of two and a half years hidden away from people because I thought that people were the cause of my disenchantment but I turned out to be wrong. 

I enjoy the idea of a challenge and what better challenge than to find a clientele that I had never served before? I filled ut an application at a sex shop and thus the adventures began.